Club Penguin Times issue 285 April 1, 2011 is the Silliest Newspaper of the Year and is Here Filled with Secrets and Surprises so make sure to Mouse over Everything :)
Box Dimension Can’t be Mapped! Headline Grub Grub Headline!
Mapmakers says Box Dimension is the most confusing place of all time. Mapping the new Box Dimension rooms has been more challenging than expected. “I can only confirm that I’m completely confused,” said a mapmaker. To keep the wackiness boxed in, the newly discovered rooms will close on April 4 when the party ends.
Charting the Box Dimension turned out to be tough. “I made some great notes in the Stair Room,” said the mapmaker.But when I looked at them later, they made no sense!”
“Down was up, and up was down… And I drew all these arrows! I’m so muddled!”
Candy Land was tricky too. “How could I map with so many delicious distractions?”Each line I drew looked like licorice. Every circle I traced reminded me of a doughnut!”
The Doodle Dimension was another challenge: “I didn’t feel quite like myself,” said the mapmaker. “I don’t think I looked like myself either.”
“Exploring it all was really fun, but it’s so easy to get lost in the new rooms.”
“We’ve got to box that wackiness in. But until the party ends, I’m going to enjoy it!”
The April Fools’ foolishness ends April 4— after that, all silliness is presumed normal. April Fools Party CHEATS and FUN :)
St. Patrick’s Igloo Contest :)
The results for the St. Patrick’s Igloo Contest are in! Our two judges, Rookie and Aunt Arctic, have picked the first ten Grand Prize Winners and ten Runners-up.Grand Prize Winners will each receive 50,000 coins, and Runners-up will receive 25,000 coins. Congratulations to all our winners!
Aunt Arctic: Click the small images on the left to see the winning igloos!
Congrats to Lachyabc123 :) Aunt Arctic: Simply stunning, Lachyabc123!
Congrats to Emor02 :) Rookie: I know there’s a portal to the Box Dimension… But if I lived in Emor02’s igloo, I’d never leave!
Congrats to Hectxbox3601 :) Aunt Arctic: I think Puffles, especially silly green ones, would be absolutely thrilled by this igloo!
Congrats to Sillyfun9 :) Rookie: Treasure, candy, pumpkins… This igloo has everything.
Congrats to Koala209 :) Aunt Arctic: A lovely design, Koala209. I adore the book nook!
Congrats to Crazycat709 :) Rookie: That snowman must be SNOW lucky! Get it? Hahaha!
Congrats to Mrchilly27 :) Aunt Arctic: This small igloo is fantastic, Mrchilly27!
Congrats to Goldfoo :) Rookie: Huh. That cloud by the door is raining coins. Gary’s weather maker must be acting up.
Congrats to Legoindy5 :) Aunt Arctic: The rainbows over the door are so welcoming. Very nice touch, Legoindy5!
Congrats to Sonicspeed31 :) Rookie: Whoa. This igloo design’s really clover. I mean clever.
More Winners :) Congrats to:
Cutepie4793, Perry Rex, Spottiebff, Skipper44446, Twinkle70641, Rubin5, Chris N1, Icy2010b, Afl Player and Puppity1 :)
Ask the Rookie :)
All information regarding Herbert P. Bear is strictly classified.
MEG NEFFEYE
Dear Rookie,What’s Herbert like close up?–Meg Neffeye
Dear Meg Neffeye,
Are you talking about the polar bear that keeps causing all that trouble? Because that’s classified!
I’m not going to talk about how he always has seaweed in his teeth. Or how his fur looks really soft up close.
Forget it. Nope, no chance. I’m sworn to secrecy. And you’ll never get me started on Klutzy. There’s no way I’m going to talk about that crab.
Crabs and polar bears are strictly confidential. And those giant robots that are attacking the island? They’re super confidential.
So yeah, sorry. I’d get in lots of trouble if I answered that.
BUT ROOKIE! You TOLD…LOL :)
Secrets Classified The Cuckoo in the Clock :)
Have you met Fred the cuckoo? You may have seen him appear at the Ski Lodge. Fred lives inside the clock, and likes to pop out every half hour to mark the time. Plan it right and you’ll get to meet him! Fred ANIMATED :)
(During the April Fools Party Fred is replaced with a Box…LOL :)
In this Silly April Fools Issue Secrets Jokes are Hidden :)
“Escalators are great. They never break, they just become stairs! They never need an ‘out of order’ sign. Just an ‘escalator is temporarily stairs’ sign!”
“Excuse me, do you know what time it is? It’s 9:30 a.m.” “You know what’s weird? I’ve asked that question ten time today, and I get a different answer every time!” TIC TOC TIC TOC :)
“What do you call a fly with no wings?” “A walk!” HA! HA! HA!
“What does Herbert like to eat for dinner?” “Veggie brrr-grrrr’s! HAHAHA! Get it? Because he’s a vegeratian? And he’s cold?” LOL :) Good one Rookie :)
FUN Hidden Details :)
April Fools Lucky Balloons :)
…Rookie with Aunt Arctic Glasses…LOL :)
…Who’s Sock is that? I hope it is clean…eww it wasn't! I think this is my DAD’S Sock…LOL :)
…A Clown Wig :)
…Look at Rookie…Herbert is a SILLY Artist and Quick while Painting too…LOL :)
…?…LOL :)
See earlier Club Penguin Times issue 284 :)
