In a bowl put 2 teaspoons of Cagney & Lacey.
Add ½ cup of Different Strokes.
Finely chop some Bosom Buddies and lob that in.
Mix it all together with a Knots Landing.
Fry at medium heat in a pan for 15 minutes with a pinch of Alf.
Wammo!
Issue 36 bitches!!!!