What did this beach just say to me? I say beach because it was a female.
She continues: I had the same problem as you, I didn't enjoy sex at all, then my boyfriend introduced me to anal sex and Linda I promise you, it's the best. And she goes on and on about anal sex and why I should try it. I'm so annoyed by her suggestion that I decide to annoy her back. So I say: So your boyfriend likes anal sex? Is he straight? Of course he is. You sure about that? She pauses. I continue: I say this because men who like anal sex are usually homosexuals or at least bisexuals.
I know now that's she annoyed, but my hope is that she's annoyed enough to get off my phone. A few minutes later, she's gone. *hiss*
Penetrate my butt? Is she high? Why would I want to deliberately inflict pain on myself and walk around with adult pad? Why don't we leave anal sex for gay men who don't have the option of a vagina. I have a freaking vagina man, if that's not enough for you, astalabyebye!
I know someone who tried it and she said when it comes to anal sex for a woman, she either loves it, or she hates it, there's very little in between. She hated it. She had a boyfriend who kept insisting on it and they broke up eventually, because of it.
Here's my point guys, if you insist on anal sex with a woman, it's either you have gay tendencies or you are a pervert! Choose one! lol.
But seriously ladies, have you ever tried it? Would you ever try it? Would you recommend it? (I'm sure there are a few adventurous women out there who will like to know...:-))
