“Hello Yeti Penguin :) So what do you want to see Today?” I asked my one Penguin Tour Group at the Ski Village.
That’s when the Tall Penguin in a Yeti costume said, “Bah! The only places I want to see are the warmest ones!”
“Oh okay,” I replied, “I think I can do that.” First stop was the Ski Lodge. “The fireplace here is a great place to warm up your flippers after a day of Sled Racing.”
“Yes, this Lodge is quite well built,” the Yeti Penguin added. “It would take a very powerful, well designed invention to knock it down, I would say.”
How it’s done
The proper way to warm yourself in front of a fire is to start with your front, then turn and warm your back, and then end with your feet and paws. I mean… pause and warm your feet. said the Yeti Penguin…I looked at him with surprise that is right thanks for your comment :)
Next I guided my one Penguin group to the Boiler Room, underneath the Night Club.
“This boiler sends hot steam through underground pipes. Puffle Rescuers are cautioned to watch out for them.”
“Hmm...” the Yeti Penguin added. "The wall next to it looks sorta new… like it was drilled through by a genius a while ago… don't you think?”
“Not really,” I answered.
Did you know?
It took more than 75 logs to make the Ski Lodge? That’s enough wood for a campfire to last for almost a year! said the Yeti Penguin Okay I said How do you know that? Are you a Tour Guide? The Yeti Penguin didn't answer…
Our last stop was the campfire at the Cove, though the Yeti Penguin complained.
“Campfires and I don’t get along. Why don’t you take us to the Volcano instead? That’s WAY hotter than this deep freeze.”
”Only ninjas are allowed at the Volcano, I’m afraid,” I answered. “And I don’t think we should disturb them. They can control fire.”
“Hmm… good point.” The Yeti Penguin replied.
Tip of the Week
When you build a campfire, make sure to have an emergency bucket of water nearby. But not too close! You or a friend might knock it over during a victory dance said the Yeti Penguin
Check it out!
Warm food is much better than cold food. Add plenty of hot sauce to your vegetarian pizza, and it will keep you warm and happy for hours said the Yeti Penguin
Hmmm…I was WAY suspicious…something was not right here HOW did this Penguin know all these Facts and WHY was he so BIG? I took a closer look…HERBERT! I Yelled WHAT are you up too? STOP I am an Secret Agent!!! Herbert Laughed and Shouted I FOOLED YOU Saraapril!!! APRIL FOOLS!!! And then he disappeared in the Forest! I started to laugh Herbert is so Silly :)
…Now I will go and Report this to Uncle Gary! I know he will think this was Funny too :) Today it is April 1 We Secret Agents better be on our Guard a Silly Day Like This :)
